wednesday night i came down with some sort of strange virus (most likely the government tried to poison me) which means that wednesday afternoon is the last time i had an actual meal and while i am better enough tonight to finally have an appetite again i still find myself too nauseous to actually eat anything that isn’t saltine crackers washed down by a glass of gatorade this is literally the most ideal and sexy situation

traveler’s log, day 2: journey off to rough start. heavy rain caused heavy mud and slowed down horses severely. got attacked by gang of bandits at 8 am that referred to themselves as ”calculus based physics 2: electricity and magnetism”; say they will return 4 times a week. almost fell asleep during computer systems in the afternoon even after having consumed coffea arabica. still have not corraled any wild textbooks as bookstore too full of cowboys like myself who did not use amazon. hungry; discrete math notes do not provide sustenance. cannot fall asleep but tired

did u guys know if u make a text post and add the tag nsfw a bunch of the porn bots i created in my government lab will follow u -rudy rodolfo earlsweatshirt

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realfruitpieces:

My main goal in life is to break someone like Nicki broke Drake

sehvn:

MESSAGE

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover) by Frank Ocean
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