an important scientific question i would really like to ask of johann gauss and isaac newton’s ghosts is why is it that when i’m stress hungry i never crave things like almonds or beets but instead i want chocolate chip cookies that have m&ms and melted cheese on top with a side of pure sodium and a nice glass of chocolate syrup to wash it all down maybe??????????????

look how immaculate these notes are like there are no lines on this paper but my writing is still completely straight????? this is literally my only talent i have nothing else to feel accomplished for

look how immaculate these notes are like there are no lines on this paper but my writing is still completely straight????? this is literally my only talent i have nothing else to feel accomplished for

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I honestly cared so much about my clothes the first two years of college but lately the more I realize I’ll be doing this for another 3 years the more my wardrobe adapts to an all activewear all the time™ mantra

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

wiggleman99:

is this allowed?

wiggleman99:

is this allowed?

i’m really into skincare because the stress of double majoring and the ensuing high sodium high carb diet it causes is going to prematurely age me enough

the-goddamazon:

hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

LMFAO


Jourdan Dunn at Marc Jacobs F/W 2011

Jourdan Dunn at Marc Jacobs F/W 2011

theyloveadriana:

Adriana slaying at work

theyloveadriana:

Adriana slaying at work

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Anonymous asked: hi, i know this may come off as creepy but i've been following your blog since you've been coldterror and i like to check out your blog even though i'm not on tumblr anymore. i've always liked your humour and tons of your text posts made me laugh and sometimes cheered me up when i was feeling down and i just hope that you're happy and doing okay. even if idk you i always liked what i saw of your personality on your blog so i just wanted to wish you good luck with everything and say thanks :)

WOW THIS IS NOT CREEPY AT ALL THIS IS SO SO NICE THANK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;______;

seapotion asked: Once you get this you must say 5 nice things you like about yourself publicly and then send to your 10 favourite blogs !!!!

THIS IS HARD because i don’t know if i can count all the way to 5 but i will try

  1. i think i am a very likable person irl because i am friendly and “chill” and i have a sense of humor that isn’t completely the worst thing ever
  2. i like that i am able to remain generally calm in times of high stress e.g. right now i should be studying for a huge exam i have tomorrow and doing homework for 2 different math classes but instead i am on tumblr casually enjoying myself
  3. i like my butt a lot because a lifetime of ballet has made it incredibly plenteous for someone who is technically medically underweight 
  4. i like that i am very ambitious and i don’t have much more to say about this but i will definitely be successful in the future because of this and that is *thumbs up emoji*
  5. finally what i like most about myself is that i was given the honor of being one of jilli’s 10 favorite blogs ;______;

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

i have coffee almost every day (weekday at least) now and it’s not even for the caffeine really because i usually get like 7 hours of sleep but it just TASTES SO GOD DAMN GOOD AM I ALONE IN THIS THOUGHT PROCESS OR ACTUALLY maybe i am so addicted to caffeine i’m not even aware of my own addiction either way it’s ok because i remember the lady on my strange addictions who ate her husband’s ashes and like would i drink my husband’s ashes if they were blended into an americano????? idk probably but who am i to judge myself